Thursday, October 30, 2008

Brujos por Obama


Atraso y supersticion, un avance de lo que se nos viene encima....

It's good to rock...

Rock the vote!
(and practice your Italian)
If you prefer English.... look at what Megan McCain has to say....

Apartheid, Castroite style.

Ivan, Tania Quintero's son in Havana tells us a thing or two about Cuban fascism, racism, and apartheid. His first hand story has documentary value....

Terrorismo de Estado.


In his own words.

We have gotten word that there's a plan to have the old dinosaur to wear his trademark green fatigues and come out with some provocative speech after the American elections. Rumors in Havana have that fidel castro is playing with these two domestic terror scenarios in the USA:

One: if B'rak Hussein Obama is elected, castro will instigate violence against him to provoke turmoil in this country, through inflammatory declarations, planted agents and a wide propaganda effort. The authorities should be following fidel castro's agent's trails in this country, and detaining them before they can commit any crimes. They should also look at the elements who instigate violence and bag them before it's too late.

Two: If B'rak Hussein Obama does not win the elections, he will instigate racial riots all around the land, to give McCain and Palin -he's real enemies- an inauguration gift that not many people would like: a country engulfed in flames and violence.

We should never forget that famous phrase uttered by Nikita Khruschev: "we will bury you". Fidel Castro is willing to do so, and believe me when I say he knows no limits when it's a matter of accomplishing evil.
He's betting for a surge of fascism, extremism, racism, xenophobia, and for violence to destabilize this country from within. His Manchurian candidate is for him no more than a pawn in his game.

We are against all sorts of political terror and political crimes against democracy, and therefore, we are denouncing that an attempt to destabilize this country is being hatched in Havana. We have confirmations that Castro's health has improved enough to have him plotting in the shade, and that his brother has provided a great front for it. We will soon see a re-arming of the Cuban military, and also strategically deployments in the region, coupled with a more repressive fascist front inside the island, designed to choke the population.

Also, if fidel castro doesn't authorize a hit against American democracy, he then will use whoever gets to power to create an unstable situation through rumors and propaganda: Obama will lend him a hand, which he will take as legitimization. He could even create a climate in which anti-castroites could be deported to Cuba to be judged and jailed. But he will play Obama like a second hand fiddle, like he did with Carter and Clinton. He's counting on the age of McCain and the inexperience of Sarah Palin to also create an unstable play field if they get elected. Talk about Evil now.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

De Yoani.... Generacion Y nominado a dos premios....

(mensaje de Yoani Sanchez, desde la Habana)

Este blog, plaza pública, valla de gallos, exorcismo personal y pesadilla de los muchachos de la brigada de Respuesta Cibernética, está nominado para dos prestigiosos premios. Ahora mismo Generación Y aparece como finalista de los galardones Bobs que otorga la Deutsche Welle.

Estamos propuestos –fíjense que uso el plural, porque ya el Blog ha dejado de ser sólo mío para pertenecer a los habituales comentaristas, a los trolls y a los ocasionales visitantes- en la categoría de mejor blog latinoamericano, mejor blog a nivel mundial y el premio especial de “Reporteros sin Fronteras”.

También en el concurso Premios 20Blogs que organiza el sitio 20 Minutos, amenazamos con ganarnos algo. Les pongo al final los enlaces donde se puede votar. Ahora bien, si lo hacen con tanta pasión como comentan aquí, van a terminar por colapsar las páginas, así que calma muchachos… El premio principal ya lo conquistamos: el blog sigue vivo aunque esté
bloqueado en los servidores públicos cubanos. Si bien yo no lo puedo ver, continúo escribiendo y ni las complicadas conexiones a Internet ni los otros “impedimentos”, van a frenarlo.

Se aceptan abstenciones:

Premios 20Blogs
Premios Bobs

Saturday, October 25, 2008

the 'berry.

Thanks goodness and technology for the crackberry.
I've been able to follow news, and to answer e-mails, and even got to place short posts with it.
Sorry I cannot post photographs now, but when I saw the woman with the reverse B on her face I recognized the hoax immediately: it was done in front of the mirror. Unless her attacker was a deeply dyslexic functional illiterate. Longer posts are to appear at the end of my travels. For now, check some interesting stuff at La Bête Noire.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Y llego la policía!

Lia trae una buenísima crónica de acción.
Porno Para Ricardo contra la Policía palestino-castrista.....

Dumbo *hearts* Mickey


B'rak Hussein Obama thinks not very highly about his own Dumbo ears, and wants to wear an extra set of Mickey's trademarked appendages.
Very fittingly, I have to say. This guy is what I call a featherweight, vapid, empty, Mickey Mouse politician.
(and he was thinking of wearing those ears as an imperial toque in his coronation)

Monday, October 20, 2008

Lia reporta desde la Habana

Desde la Habana, el reporte de Lia en cuanto a lo que esta sucediendo con Espacio Aglutinador (Laboratorio)

En el día de hoy, 20 de octubre, Día Nacional de la Cultura Cubana o algo así, la artista plástica Sandra Ceballos, creadora del proyecto-galería Espacio Aglutinador, se dirigía a las puertas de la oficina del director del Consejo Nacional de Las Artes Plásticas en 3ra y 14, Miramar. La acompañaban René Esteban, artista plástico; Claudio Fuentes, fotógrafo; Ciro Díaz y Renay Kayrus, guitarrista y baterista respectivamente de la agrupación-musical-no-gubernamental Porno para Ricardo; y Javier Castro, el bala, creo que escritor... Muchos de los "involucrados" de la exposición suspendida "Curadores, go home", no pudieron presentarse por cuestiones de trabajo, que en Cuba la gente normal trabaja y un lunes a las 9am es horario laboral de todos.
Después de esperar un rato amenazando no ser recibidos, alguien llamó a Sandra y le comunicó que ella sería atendida por el director del Consejo, únicamente sola, mañana a la misma hora.

Anesthesia

The combination of anesthesia and hypnosis looks awfully like lobotomy.

One would think, walking around on a Monday morning, that the election just happened -or was done away with- and that what you're watching is an eerily uniform(ed) enthusiasm for the Messiah. I have never seen people without faith be so faithful. Or yes, I saw that once, when people without faith cheered for faith-free fidel.

Unfortunately, on these times of "reality" tv, paid street corner political activists (with the high cost of life, these people have to be paid for their efforts by someone -spreading the wealth anyone? Either that or we don't need to change a thing in a country that can produce so many trust fund babies) play all day long the game of being "the police of thought" and they loudly stifle and muzzle anyone who dare to dissent about the goodness of the One.
Is this a preview of the movie "the days to come"?
Just wondering.
Damn, suspend that freaking election already.
Let's go ahead with the coronation, please.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Yawns

It's unusual for me to let escape an un-repressed yawn after having my espresso fix: Colin Powell jumped onto B'rak Obama's banana boat. I actually thought that he had endorsed him way before, so this is non-news news. Boring Sunday morning, news-wise, that is.... Good thing that not only of yesterday-news lives the man.

This is to dissipate the yawns a bit. They say the experiences of a man in his formative years shape him forever.... (courtesy of F.T. who sent it via e-mail)

Friday, October 17, 2008

Comunicado de Porno Para Ricardo

El Gobierno cubano una vez mas, con el fín de frustrar toda actividad o manifestación que represente la libertad individual, ha lanzado por mediación del consejo nacional de las artes plásticas, una nota tergiversadora que ataca a la galeria "Espacio Aglutinador" que representa la destacada artista de la plástica Sandra Ceballos donde ibamos a actuar como artistas invitados.

Obviamente, por la parte que nos tocaba a nosotros, iba a ser un show todo lo irreverente y antipolíticamente anticastrista que nos diera la gana y he ahí el punto de molestia de la autocracia. A nosotros también nos molestan los shows propagandísticos y con contenido abiertamente político que ustedes, señores comunistas, le dan a toda actividad artística y no-artística a lo largo y ancho de todo este archipiélago a la hora y en el momento que les de la gana ¿no creen que es justo que nos toque a nosotros de vez en cuando?

La nota es manipulante, aberrada, decadente y con un marcado sentido retro estalinista-castrista. Nos creemos, por sentirnos personas libres, con el derecho de invitar a quién nos de la gana a nuestro espectáculo, además, por ser un espectaculo a puertas abiertas como toda exposición normal de artes plásticas y música, también estaba invitado cualquier personal de la seguridad del estado o del partido que atinase a pasar por el lugar.

Por nuestra parte seguimos restándonos de toda esta mierda demagógica.

El piquete de Porno Para Ricardo
La Habana, Cuba
Octubre 17, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

En casa de Sandra.... UPDATED

REPRESION, CENSURA, PRESIONES, CALUMNIAS, Y CHANTAJE.
Debido a "gestiones administrativas" de los policías de la cultura, la exposición y el concierto quedan temporalmente suspendidos.
Penultimos Días tiene los detalles seguirá la cobertura de este nuevo intento por silenciar a los artistas en Cuba. La información aparecerá en la sección de comentarios.

Claudia reporta en Octavo Cerco, desde la Habana.




Ah, los miembros de la Babosa Azul están invitados tambien, asi que habrá doble descarga!

Y ahora dedicada al chivatón, Rafael de la Osa Díaz, Policía de la Cultura:

"con la revolucion todo, contra la revolucion nada"


With Obama all, against Obama nothing.
Just a few minutes ago I witnessed an incident during which some Obamaniacs in their Obamachic t-shirts screamed: Racist! to some folks just because they expressed themselves as not supportive of the Sunbama. But I had seen that before. What I hadn't seen before was what was in the back of the Obama-shirts. An image of cheo huevera with the phrase "el guerrero de America". I spent a few minutes looking for the design online but I haven't seen it. If somebody comes across it please let me know and I would post it for all to see.

We already know that what Obama plans is a quasi totalitarian regime, with the help of his supporters who see fit to yell at people just because they don't like their idol and their are gutsy enough to tell them. Imagine what they could do with a bit of power in their hands.

1- Committees for the Defense of the Obammunist Revolution
2- Paramilitary or para-police brigades to stifle dissent.
(these first two will amount to giving power to thugs and snitches to control the opposition)
3- Ban freedom of thought, expression, assembly. (con la revolucion todo, contra la revolucion nada)
4- Ban guns. (¿armas para que?)
6- Total control of the media (that's virtually accomplished)
7- Collaboration in judicial matters with totalitarian regimes such as the castros', incuding Chavez, his cousin's Kenya, Putin's Russia, China, and Iran. This is particularly important because as per request of the Cuban authorities, any of us who "doesn't behave" could be shipped extradited to Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and who knows where.
8- School indoctrination (already happening)

We are in presence of another fascio-communist regime in the making, via "elections" as Chavez proved was as feasible method. Soon, we might have to go underground to keep on publishing our counterrevolutionary blog (hey, the Obamunistas call themselves revolutionaries!)

We will have to resort to posting from public libraries, churches, foreign embassies, and foreign press bureaus.
I really don't know how's that people don't see the writing on the wall. It couldn't be bigger. Literally.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The third time is the charm.

The Mac uncovers B'rak as a slithering liar....
of course the Obamaniacs will not change their minds, but Stutterin' B'rak was left naked in the open as the lying snake oil salesman he is. Now the Mac's camp has to redouble its efforts till November 4th, and also, they need to play hard ball, and get the law to come down with all its weight on that fraudulent empty suit called B'rak Hussein Obama.

Barrio Adentro

This past Sunday I took a drive through Obama Country, in Northern Virginia.
I drove along the Virginia side of the Potomac, to see friends who left downtown for the suburbs, I move I will never be able to understand. It was a beautiful landscape dotted with big manses (ungreen and with a large carbon footprint, that's for sure) and full of Stepford liberals, all with the same facial expression, the same over -the-crown-of-their-interlocutor's-head gaze (cloned from the pensive-into-the-future gaze of The Sunbama himself) same preppy clothes, the same two or three breeds of dogs, and the same two or three brands of gas guzzlers. The same Sunbama fried egg symbol was everywhere.
My friends are out of place t here. I think they secretly miss downtown.
I pointed out to them that it reminded me of the large homes in posh neighborhoods in Havana, which lay abandoned for years with their black red and white cast aluminum plaques anouncing "esta es tu casa fidel" still nailed to their front doors.
Those houses in the Biltmore and Miramar belonged to the moneyed elite of Cuba, the gliteratti of Havana, who have supported and paid for the indoctrination and training of Castro and his henchmen, only to flee before than anybody else could escape their so lovely crafted tropical Frankenstein. I wonder to where all of these Obamunistas are going to flee, when their time come.

In contrast, in the past two days I have walk through what the young Obamunistas in Georgetown called "the war zone". That is, impoverished neighborhoods in the inner city. There are not that many Obama signs there. They feel that they should not blindly trust any politician, and as an elderly black woman told me, the fact that B'rak rejects his white heritage makes him suspicious to her eyes. Why? Weren't they doting and loving grandparents? Didn't they put him through school? Didn't they give him a good life? What kind of Christian is such an ingrate? I have to say that her questions were very sharp and accurate. It was interesting to see that those "poor" neighborhoods do not have as many signs supporting the Messiah as the ones sprouting all over the well-to-do neighborhoods of this town. That tells me that the "poor" neighborhoods are at least rich in independent thinkers, and in men and women who are grounded in reality. It also reminded me that the vast majority of the middle class and "poor" households in Cuba didn't sport those aluminum plaques giving support (and eventually ownership of the homes) to fidel castro.

Maybe those rich Obamunistas should talk to the who's who of Cuban society who did in 1958 what they are doing in 2008. I am sure they will get a lot of tips on how to put Obama in power and on how to jump ship abandoning everybody in despair with no more than their "creation" to enjoy.

Porno Para Ricardo, internados en "the Clinic"

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Mind control: obey


Subliminal advertising has always been creepy, to say the least. It was described and codified in 1984, by George Orwell, who knew a thing or two about communism and totalitarianism.
The image above is a composite of B'rak Hussein Obama adverts that appear for a few seconds on the screen of certain video games (one is car based, the other one basketball based) which are directed to young men who are not very social and spend a lot of time playing with their game consoles and their joysticks, pun intended.
If Castro invented the method of ruling through television, the handlers of the Manchurian candidate -face it, he's not that bright, he's just a face of a more sinister movement- devised the video game tyranny, probably with inspiration provided by uncle fidel.
Look, concentrate, obey. That's the mantra of the subliminal advert that encourages the viewer to vote early, and of course, for B'rak. It would be interesting to analyze whether the same is happening with tv spots. And even more interesting would be to find out where this vast amount of money devoted to communist propaganda is coming from.
By the way, the Sunbama looks like a fried egg. Take that, B'rak.

I am Mu'ammar Al-Qadhafi.....

....and I approve this message!



There are many other "messages" like this....
But people are blind, and as the Spanish saying goes "there's no worst blind man that he who chooses not to see".

B'rak Obama, approved and endorsed by the Castros, Chavez, Al-Qadhafi, and every other tyrant. That's some change, isn't it?

Hey, but you're free to to vote for change. Like he has changed things in Chicago and Illinois that much.... I am just sitting here waiting for the trick of the white dove.... Or see him walk on water. In the meantime, I will leave you with a jewel of his cult.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Cambio de fecha....


La exposicion Curadores Go Home! cambia su inauguración para el proximo sábado, el dieciocho de octubre.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Bias, photography, and double standards




Newsweek magazine has published a photograph of Sarah Palin on its cover without the benefits of Photoshop, which is abundantly used by the same magazine to make B'rak Hussein Obama look "presidentiable".

Not happy with creating an object of cult -of cult of personality, that is- with B'rak Hussein Obama and his Messianic poses, halos, pensive gestures, and so on, Newsweek and other media have successfully hidden wrinkles, hair plugs, moles and other imperfections in a guy who is hardly an Adonis, Joe Biden.

We better not touch the McCain photo sessions and the photographs that get published of the Republican candidate. The media is a veritable factory of ridiculous images of the Republican camp, resorting to fisheye lenses, cartoonish poses, and unflattering lighting or closeups.

Besides the deconstruction of the looks of a beautiful woman in her forties, by a close-close-close-up, in what resembles the kind of macrophotography used to study insects, the photos at the top appear in the online edition of Newsweek just to visually assassinate Sarah Palin. One wonders how low the press has fallen that a woman gets vilified like this for her looks. It would be interesting to see what would happen if equally "revealing" photos of Michel Obama were to be published in a magazine with nation-wide editions.

Do not miss the caption of the cover photograph: "she's one of the folks", and the tag line "and that's the problem". There's something to be said about the arrogance, the elitism, and the complex of superiority of the "illuminati" who write the contents of these magazines. They seem not to have a problem if some in-and-out of rehab "star" with more botox than the mummy of Lenin expresses his/her (political) "opinions", as long as the person in question is an Obamaniac.

As we have seen, the Obama camp has erased all traces of gentlemanship in this presidential contest. They are treating this election as if it were a trashy reality TV show, and using tactics that high-schoolers would consider low. There's, though, an explanation for that: they are lower than high school bullies.

Porno Para Ricardo en Espacio Aglutinador


La galería independiente Espacio Aglutinador, dirigida por Sandra Ceballos inaugurará una exposición el proximo jueves 16 de Octubre, con el titulo Curadores go home!

Porno Para Ricardo actuará en la apertura de la muestra, en lo que promete ser un concierto muy especial, el primero después del affaire Gorki, y en un momento que anticipa la salida de su próximo álbum.

Más información a partir del final del concierto!

Many moons ago....

.... I wrote that B'rack Hussein Obama was the Manchurian candidate of the Castros.
Today, Castro himself proves me right, and this could help people understand why B'rack Hussein Obama is a dangerous individual.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

And what about this?

And what about this?
Source: Obama Crimes.

Crystal City, one Metro stop away from Washington DC

That's what two Cuban football (soccer) players know very well. They left their Crystal City hotel yesterday and haven't been seen since. Let's see how many players go back to Cuba....

In spite of the security detail that literally chains them -German coach Reinhold Fanz lamented that they cannot be handcuffed in their bedrooms, literally- Pedro Faife and Reynier Alcántara are free men today.

I just wonder what the hell the press would say if a foreign coach would refer in those terms to his "dark" pupils from an impoverished Caribbean island. Apparently slavery is still suitable for Cubans, 140 years to the day Carlos Manuel de Céspedes choose to do away with it. Or at least, that's what the Castros, the outcry-free American press, and the German coach of a captive team seem to think. Very Nazionalsocialist of them. I wonder if they would gas them when their useful life as soccer players end.

B'rak, commited "socialist"....


Or commited communist, if you will.....

Friday, October 10, 2008

Zoé Valdés analiza la historia reciente.....

Zoé Valdés dice unas cuantas verdades.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Protecting America, B'rak style

B'rak Hussein's approach to defense is certainly very interesting....

Finally, vote fraud addressed by the Mac


Here's his call to investigate ACORN.

Guama, Numero 50


Saldrá mañana, pero nos han dado esta exclusiva el editor en jefe del periodico Guama, por su importancia historica....

El voto, un deber revolucionario

Ah, the joys of participating in a revolution!
Today I ran into two pretty Sunbama gals, to whom I addressed as Sunshine -pun intended.
They were holding the customary Sunbama clipboards and Sunbama pens, asking for people to sign in support for Obama. I signed as Agustin Marquetti, the famous Cuban baseball player.

I asked them what happened if people signed twice, or three times, or ten times. They didn't know, and I frankly think that the idea had never crossed their minds before. But of course, if that idea crossed my mind, is because the idea lives freshly in the mind of the revolutionary operatives of the Sunbama Leader.

I also asked them about absentee voting and early voting. They didn't know much of absentee voting, but they told me that probably it's directed to those elderly citizens who will be out of their place of residence in the cold days of November, I told them that I had heard the story of a New Jersey guy that discover that a guy posing as a Republican party representative was actually a Democratic Party operative and they giggled. They told me that everything is valid, and I said, yes, in love and war every strategy is valid... but in the elections? Then we go onto the early voting thing.

They told me that early voting is being organized by Sunbama operatives at concerts, colleges, and "certain" neighborhoods (one of them made the "quotation marks" gestures while telling me. I said that it was "interesting, what kind of neighborhood do you mean?" she said, "you know, rough neighborhoods", and I said, "oh, like where I live.... downtown!". "No -she said- I mean real ghettos, war zones". Oh well, these people consider black neighborhoods ghettos and war zones.... That's sweet. Now I am sure that the Sunbama and his lovely wife are in total disconnection with the very same voters they hope to attract.

Needless to say, that they are preying onto impressionable young people to get them to vote for the Sunbama in campuses and colleges, and confusing the elderly with their "tactics". I am really curious to see what happens in "rough neighborhoods, real ghettos, and war zones".

I was just late for my meeting, so I got a phone number from them to talk to some guy and volunteer for them in a "rough neighborhood". Let's see what they tell me, and I will be happy to report from "the war zone".

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Lawsuit

Courtesy of Matt: is Obama a real citizen?

Espionaje revolucionario

Nobody like those "muchachones" of the G2 and the University of Informatic Sciences to hack blogs, break into the dissidents' electronic mail boxes, and hijack their computers.

The Obamumistas don't lag that far behind: David Kernell, 20, the son of a Democratic Tennessee state lawmaker (Representative Michael Kernel, from Memphis) pleaded not guilty Wednesday to hacking the e-mail account of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

The hacker faces a maximum of five years in prison, a $250,000 fine and three years of supervised release if convicted, in his trial scheduled for December 16, 2008.

Let's see what the press cable say about it.

"The investigation is continuing. The indictment said at least one other person successfully reset Palin's e-mail password and accessed her e-mail account after the hacker named "rubico," whom the government contends is Kernell, posted his exploits on the Web.
"I wouldn't say specifically whether that other individual may be charged or not," Justice Department spokeswoman Laura Sweeney said from Washington.
U.S. Magistrate Judge C. Clifford Shirley restricted Kernell from discussing the case with any potential witnesses, which include his roommates.
Kernell was also restricted from having any contact directly or indirectly with the Alaska governor or her family.
Shirley warned that if Kernell violated any part of his release conditions, he would be held until the trial.
Kernell's attorney, Wade Davies, accompanied his client in court.
"As soon as we found out about the charges this morning, David voluntarily turned himself in," said Davies, who refused to answer any other questions.
The indictment alleges that on Sept. 16 Kernell reset the password to Palin's personal e-mail account to gain access to it. Authorities say Kernell then read the contents of the account and made screenshots of the e-mail directory, e-mail content and other personal information, later posting some of the information to a public Web site."

Isn't this wonderful?
The democratic party operatives use all possible and illegal means to hijack the e-mail account of a Governor, and the press treats it with leniency. The only thing that we are missing here is that the electronic vandal is treated like a folk hero. Well, he's been already treated like a folk hero by the Obamunistas. The same technique has been used in Cuba where the private e-mails from dissidents have appeared on tv shows and the press. Is this just a coincidence? Isn't this equivalent to Watergate?

Don't complain after your liberties are violated if you vote for the One!

Guardia Cederista

This new series of posts, with titles in Spanish and with themes which are a throw back to my days in Cuba will run from today to the day after the elections.

It was inspired by chance, and actually I now realize that the first column was "the future of intimidation", whose title in Spanish would fittingly be "Brigadas de Respuesta Rapida". The inspiration was provided by the inhabitants of some posh enclaves in Washington DC when Obamunismo is rampant and feverish.
This is what happened this morning:

After the lame debate of last night, there was nothing worthy of mentioning about the upcoming elections. The irrelevancy of the themes touched, the PTA airs of the meeting, and the general torpor of both candidates were a great antidote against all sort of optimism that one could have left in one's system.

But nothing like walking along a nice tree lined street with multimillion dollar manses sporting an amount of signs on their manicured gardens and custom windows hailing the One and Only, the Son of the Sun, and the Divine Himself that in other neighborhoods would be consider littering the streetscape with visual polution. What do I say? The residents of this neighborhood, Georgetown, are known for calling the "quality of life police" and the "code enforcement authorities" on each other for even a birdbath located in the wrong position. Somehow, they tolerate all the Sunbama signs..... and only those.

This morning I ran into a gaggle of ladies whose orime was a few decades overdue, and they were having an informal meeting, all of them radiant in their Sunbama T-shits, with Sunbama buttons, and all kind of other Obamunist paraphernalia. I had to ask them what were they doing so early in the morning. They nicely told me, as ladies whose best years passed are wanton to do when they see a guy who looks like a liberal, that they were organizing a neighborhood patrol to uproot all the McCain-Palin signs they could find. They also have nightly rounds to see that nobody puts McCain-Palin signs in their own gardens. I asked what they would do, if they found one of those "offending" signs, and they told me that they would just substitute it for one sign touting the virtues of the One.

So, I said, not all the signs in this neighborhood signal that the person who owns the house is a follower....
No, they happily told me, with that mischievous spark in the plastic surgery enhanced eye.... No, they are not, we can tell you who is a real Obama suporter and who we have tagged. Nice, I said, nice for this community organization....

What I didn't tell me that all of them are nothing other than viejas chivatonas del comite (for my anglo readers, neighborhood snitches, communist style). Just with plastic surgery in various parts of their anatomies, heavy jewelry, imported cars, big mansions, and fat bank accounts. These are the same people who will call the neighborhood association while offended by the aroma of a barbeque, or when somebody displays a festive multicolored silk flag outside of their house, these are the same who are a bunch of NIMBYists (not in my back yard) who fought teeth and nails to successfully prevent the Washington DC Metro system from having a stop in Georgetown, so the "riff-raff" wasn't able to disembark in this neighborhood, or who scream when a store sells unconventional stuff, or when a restaurant doesn't serve the rarified pseudo-French fare they favor.

They were inspirational, though.
They have inspired me to infiltrate the Obamunistas and bring you my experiences of being embedded among them, from this week to November 5.

Jerome Corsi deported from Kenya

The "authorities" of Kenya expelled Jerome Corsi.
He was arrested just minutes before the presentation his book about Obama. After the book-signing, he had planned to go see Obama's half brother with a $1000.00 gift.
At the rallying cry: Obama will win! he was expelled from Kenya.
Too bad he could not see Obama's brother and grandmother. Too bad, because that would have allowed for some juicy tidbits about the candidate, especially to clarify rumors about his place of birth, etc....

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sleeping potion

The debate was a really thick sleeping potion.
B'rak didn't sound convincing -slimy at his best, that's how he sounds.
The Mac lost all and every good opportunity to nail B'rak's balls to the wall, even when he managed to deliver some good zingers.... One thing he needs to learn is not to say "my friends" to wedge sentences apart or to weld them together. B'rak should learn to construct sentences, in the first place. Strange, if you consider that (he says) he went to Columbia University.

B'rak Hussein Obama was the master of bullshit, specially when he went back and forth with Pakistan and Iran, and when he demonstrated that he knows absofucklinglutely nothing about nothing. In the meantime, the Mac demonstrated he knew exactly what and who Putin is, while B'rak made faces of beheaded lamb (carnero degolla'o)

The Mac could have used his time to ask Obama to explain what the hell is happening with Acorn, and to ask him about his association with Fanny Mae's executives, and who is Bill Ayers, how was business with Antoine Rezko, what was he smoking that he never knew what the hell was going on with his pastor's sermons, or whether he had called his cousin in Kenya to demand the liberation of Jerome Corsi, or what's up with those thousands of small donations from abroad.

The Mac maybe won some points in this debate, but also did B'rak with his more fanatical followers. I still consider that the Mac delivered a very slim victory, which is not sufficient to carry a high school cafeteria, let alone a presidential election. On the other side, B'rak was kind of like the deer on the highlights. He skirted the issues, and delivered a rhetoric of "change" that will earn him no converts, just his enamored fans are the only ones who will be left with some change in is pockets, if any after he is elected.

B'rak has changed Chicago.
And the Senate. (I have asked how, but nobody seems to understand "how" or even "why".
Oh, and his wife. Now she "likes" America. And she felt once some pride for being an American, a few months ago, so I don't know how she's feeling now.

Sure as there's sunlight that he can change America. For sure. Into Amerika. Welcome to the end of the American dream, the American nightmare will start soon, delivered to your doorstep by some smiling Obama supporter....

(A good "description" of the "exchange" can be followed here)

The long arm of the Obamas and the Odingas.

The Obamas and the Odingas, those terror gangs that rule in Kenya, have managed to put anti-Obama author, Jerome Corsi, behind bars. They are holding the American writer under "not having a work permit" charges, and they "do not know what to do with him".

B'rak Hussein Obama is personally responsible for whatever might happen to Jereme Corsi, since people belonging to branches of his extended family are the ones controlling the mobs in Kenya.

The Obamas and the Odingas have had a "great" participation in the carnages, riots, rapes, arson, and murders that ravaged Kenya recently, all of which were politically motivated. What can you expect of guy named Fidel Castro Odinga, who is training to have a more bloodied record than his namesake. He also will have a relative in high places in the USA, if all happens as designed by the international of terror with headquarters in Havana.

The future of intimidation

We are certainly walking our way into a Matrix kind of reality.
Actually, we are voting our way into it.

In posh Georgetown, Washington DC, I was approached by two Obamunistas wearing their new symbol -I call it the Sunbama- which is to 2008 what the Swastika was to 1936, or the Hammer and Sickle to 1917. Or that is at least what they think.

The two Obamadudes in question approached me with their aluminum clipboards asking me if I had a second to spare for Obama, I said "yes, and I will use to tell you how strongly I feel about this closet marxist and cryptocommunist". They ignored my sentence, and they went straight into their sales pitch to get me (of all people) to vote for the Manchurian candidate. I repeated that I would not vote for him, and I added that if fidel castro and raul castro find him to be a fine chap, to me that's like the devil's mark on his ass. They left me alone, and I had not walked half a block when another duo of Obamapeople stopped me again.

They were in Obama-O-Matic mode.
They were cheery and leery, and with a big smile one of the guys presented me with a Sunbama clipboard and a Sunbama pen for me to sign in favor of the guy that would do us no favor. I was bad. I let go a burst of laughter and I told them that they had to be kidding me. They were surprised, they assume that every guy with glasses and long hair entering a bookstore is a defacto Obamunista. I laughed again, and I asked them to point me to the hidden camera, because, it had to be one of those hidden camera shows where they punk you out. "What's this, Mr. Teleprompter's new show?"

They got really mad and they started yelling at me that I should known better, that I should know what I was doing.
That I couldn't mock Saint Obama under any concept and circumstance. "Really?", I said, "could you tell me why? Is he the One of Divine Nature? Is this some sort of a second coming?"

"No" -one of the two answered- "this is a revolution".
I had to laugh again, and I told them that between their leftover of the sixties college professors, the know-it-all celebrities, and the communist brainwashing of the Obamamaniacs our society was totally screwed all.

The one that was silent to that second got combative all of a sudden and said: "We know who you are, we know where you live". And I said "sure Einstein, sure. This is the first time I see you and you already used your Xray goggles on me to read my driver's license". Then he said "I could punch you". I said "bring it on dude, bring it on".... at that point two men that were watching the exchange separated the three of us.

I have to tell you that it sounds exactly like the tactics of intimidation used under communism to force people to vote for their "delegates" in their "elections". The threat of violence sounded exactly like the "rapid response brigades". This is the work of the heirs of Bill Ayers and other homegrown haters, and the work of the press. The same press that consider newsworthy and (bottom)feeds the public with the agitated sex life of the starlets, and the stint in rehab of a slew of so call celebrities, and then present their musings as worthy political opinion on their pages.

Now you know why fidel castro and his brother raul think that Obama is the viable candidate.
Imagine a future of intimidation.
Imagine a new Chavez, just more powerful, sitting in the White House.
If this is a revolution, indeed, well....

Join the counterrevolution!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Sátiras habaneras

Lean a Lunes de Post Revolucion Orlando Luis Pardo Lazo a riesgo propio. Y ya que andan por allá..... no se pierdan a Pia McHabana dandole hasta con el cubo al mas novisimo critico de cine de Cuba, el comediante en jefe....

(cross posted at La Bête Noire)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Los comunistas no dan su brazo a torcer

Los abogados que representan a Gorki presentaron un recurso de apelación contra la decisión de los tribunales, que la farsa judicial de Miramar impusieron al roquero una multa, despues de cinco días de detención ilegal. Los representantes de la rama judicial de la tiranía -y vale la pena recordar que juez, carcelero y verdugo son uno solo en Cuba- rechazaron la apelación y mantuvieron la multa de seiscientos pesos cubanos en su contra por "alterar el orden público y la paz social" con su música.

Lo curioso del caso radica en a pesar de que se presentó el recurso de apelación de inmediato y que la vista en el tribunal estaba prevista para este jueves, las autoridades decidieron suspender la vista pública y en su lugar enviaron una carta ratificando la sentencia, como una decisión administrativa inamovible. Naturalmente, todo esto tiene una explicación: no querían otra demostración de solidaridad nacional e internacional con el rockero. Al contrario, decidieron no volver a darle publicidad en los medios. Y esto contraviene el que hacer del más sanguinario de los publicistas de rock and roll, Raúl Castro cuya gestión a finales del mes de agosto elevó la banda a niveles de celebridad insospechados por los más optimistas.

En estos momentos, Porno Para Ricardo trabaja en los temas de su próximo disco, y promete un período de intensa creatividad y desarrollo artístico. Con un álbum que esta en fase de producción, varios temas nuevos en la mesa, más un proyecto de un álbum de versiones, en los próximos meses tendremos mucho Porno Para Ricardo que escuchar, afortunados que somos.

The wisdom of Howard

Our good friend Howard Morseburg bring us an enlightening analysis of great clarity of about the person, the personality, the friendships, associations, and intentions, of that man called B'rak Hussein Obama.
Fell free to copy, reproduce, send, publish, and transmit by any and all possible means.

THE 100 MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

By Howard E. Morseburg

Exhibit A

Please take time to view this video above. How many schools are in on this program? Notice that they sing "Obama is going to change the World" is in this performance. He has not even changed one thing the Senate in the State of Illinois nor anything in the U.S. Senate, not one program that he has proposed and therefore, none voted upon that could be attributed to Obama’s wisdom or policy. There has not been one listed accomplishment in any formfor the man that seems to qualify him for the office of President, except that he tells us he is fully qualified.

At 84 I have been through many elections, but even when Pres. Jack Kennedy was in office, we did not have this type of cult worship. Pres. Kennedy was a marvelous speaker, a truly well educated man and never at a loss for words, never a question he could not answer. You have to view some of the videos of Barack Hussein Obama when he is asked a question that he is not prepared for, a startling display of stuttering and "ahs" as if he just cannot think on his feet, that he must be coached or prompted. They are available on YouTube. After the Obama song, listen to this one:

Then compare it to this song about Il Yong, of North Korea:

Exhibit B

Then, a statement with a few words of Michelle's viewpoint on this matter.

Exhibit C

Then, just listen to this statement a few times and see if you can understand it. It is gobble-de-gook and you can find it again and again in his speeches.

Exhibit D

A LONG, CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH A TERRORIST

Obama has had a long association with Bill Ayers and his wife, Bernadette Dorn, of the Weathermen, and yet when specifically asked during a debate about his association with a man with a terrorist background in the seventies, he answers, "How can I know. I was only 8 years old at the time!"

Analyze that statement. Didn't he learn about the Black Panthers and all the turmoil of the 70s? This is taught in schools and colleges. It is impossible that he did not know the full history of the Weathermen, absolutely impossible. He knew Bernadette Dorn very well, and spent hours in her company, a woman who had a long history with this American terrorist organization, the group that robbed a Brink’s truck and killed a Brink’s guard. “I was only 8 years old (when this group to which Ayers and Dorn belonged) placed a bomb in the White House and killed a Brink’s guard is what he is telling us. They also fire-bombed a judge’s home. “I was only 8 years old. . .” Bull, Obama, bull.

If you are seen in the company of these former (?) unrepentant terrorists, certainly friends will remark about them, and if you are so uninformed, they will tell you the full story. Such evasiveness on the part of Barack Hussein Obama is unforgiveable, and the failure of interviewers to dig deeper into his former close associates borders on cover-up, even for the Great O’Reilly.

THE $50 MILLION GRANT: HOW, WHY, WHAT WAS IT FOR?

Bill Ayers got a 50 million dollar grant from the Annenberg Foundation (check that out, $50 million) and he put, he himself, put Barack Hussein Obama in charge of the Annenberg Challenge, as CEO, to dispense that $50 million. Hey, a grant of a half a million can fund cancer research, yet these two guys got a $50 million grant. But that’s only half the story; it was a matching grant, so they actually had $100 million in their hands to spend – for education.

Where did it go? It is all gone. Where? Bill Ayers, an anarchist, a revolutionary, one of the top men in a terrorist group and Barack Hussein Obama dispense $100 million to whom? Would any sane man, even with an insane hatred of his own country, like Bill Ayers, put someone he did not know in charge of this $100 million? It defies logic, it defies common sense, that they were not like brothers, blood brothers, sitting on a Board with $100 million to dispense to improve education in Chicago, yet not one word of what they accomplished with that $100 million is told to us, citizens and voters in the coming elections. With that $100 million he had a chance to accomplish something outstanding, yet all we hear about the man is that he was a Community Organizer!

And yet Barack Hussein Obama says he knew nothing about Bill Ayers, nor his wife, Bernadette Dorn's, prior history. "I was only 8 years old!" Crap. If anything is such a zero in his mind before he was 8 years old, then folks, you had better start worrying now.

Obama, Ayers, Dorn. Ayers, Obama, Dorn. Dorn, Obama, Ayers. The Virgin Birth of the Triumvirate. With $100 million. Think about that. I'm sorry, but if you associate with founding members, violent members, lifetime members, of the Weathermen for years and you don't know it, then such lack of prudence and poor judgment should disqualify a person from the high office of President of the United States.

1100 SERMONS AND NO MEMORY OF THEM!

The Rev. Wright gave 1100 sermons over a period of twenty years (52 x 20 years membership of that church attended by Barack Hussein Obama) and yet, Obama tells us that he did not understand the anti-American, anti-white, racist natures of the preacher. "God Damn America" he says loud and clear, "God Bless America, no, God Damn America" and Obama failed to understand where he was and what he was listening to? He resigned from the church only after it was brought out into the open.

Common sense tells us that he is either evading the truth or outright lying. It is because of his color, I charge, no one dares question his deceitfulness!

Mrs. Clinton did not bring this up in her debates with him, but she was obligated to do so and did not. Yet, Obama is allowed to pass over all of this and say that he "didn't know" what was going on. Yet, they're singing Hosea's to him and saying that he is going to lead the World. There is something radically wrong here, radically wrong. This is jive talk, dishonest talk, and every reporter is passing over it, refusing to ask a tough question about Wright, about Ayers, about Dorn. These associations are too lengthy, too strong, too involved, to overlook, to ignore, to pass over (no pun) or to question in depth.

OBAMA HAS BEEN UNTRUTHFUL WITH US

It is obvious that the candidate has been untruthful about these associates of his, and he does not wish to admit to them for a reason. That reason: they are dangerous people and have led armed insurrections against their own country, even treasonous people.

Ask yourself, who is behind Obama, and who backed him all this time? Where did the $100 million go, and why was it given to Terrorist Bill Ayers in the first place, and who approved of this grant? The full story has not been told and it will not be told until after the election. It will be withheld from the public until then. Yes, Obama was a Community Organizer, but he was one with $100 million dollars and that needs to be explained. Have you ever heard of another Community Organizer with $100,000,000?

AS A SPEAKER

Not to belittle Sen. Obama’s oratorical skills, but as someone pointed out, Dan Quayle lost an election because of the misspelling of a single word, potato. Watch this video of Obama, the URL is below, for 31 seconds. Yes, we can find illustrations of others in a similar fix, but there are many videos of Obama in circumstances like this where he talks on and on and says nothing of any consequence, as he does here. He is a master at it. He needs a teleprompter, but who is writing the script? He is obviously not a quick thinker, nor can he put his thoughts together in a free-swinging debate.

Exhibit E

Yes, they make fun of President Bush’s mistakes when he makes a speech, and he does make them, but so does this character, Senator Obama. He has a much better speaking voice, certainly a good “presence” and he reads the teleprompter better than Bush, but that’s all. Perhaps if he told us that he had complete charge of $100 million, that he was the CEO of The Anenberg Challenge, and gave us a wonderful accounting of it, we might be able to judge better his leadership abilities.

Was the $100 million dollar grant (for what purpose) the beginning of all of this? Are the Weathermen behind his campaign and those who wish take over Washington? These are questions that need answering, and they must be answered before the elections. Not one reporter, not even the great and un-humble Bill O'Reilly addressed this most important issue. A penetrating questioner, a true reporter, asks and persists until he gets answers that make sense. Why not? Reverse racism. They refused to treat the candidate as an ordinary candidate because they are all afraid of being labeled as “racists” and getting kicked off the air.

Obama and his wife, Michelle, are out-and-out racists. Just read their books and papers. I’m not against any single race; I am against racism no matter who is guilty of it and I will openly say so. The Obamas are strongly racist.

BACK TO 100 MILLION DOLLARS AND FOX’S BILL O’REILLY

Wait a minute, a man was in charge of $100 million and he sat at meetings with the man who obtained the grant, terrorist Bill Ayers, yet knows not a single thing about his past connections with the Weathermen, about bombs and threats and guns and acts of terrorism? Does it make sense to you? Bill O’Reilly could not ask about that and inform the American public about what their candidate for one party did with the $100 million, who got it and for what purpose? How was it spent? Why didn’t he ask about it?

Hillary Clinton lost, but she lost because she could not take off the lace gloves and slug it out toe to toe; she had to exercise extreme care in every word she uttered. Yet, the Rev. Wright was able to say things that no white person could even think of saying. She could not bring up Ayers and Dorn without antagonizing her own party. She could not bring up Michelle's college thesis, which has bearing on the election as well, without losing support. She was restricted and she had the supports knocked right out from under her. She was more direct; he was more obtuse. She spoke well, but he had reverse racism on his side.

We want honesty and we are not getting it. Do you want to see former or current members of the Weathermen, former terrorists, in high positions in Washington? Isn't this what we must worry about? Anarchists in charge?

Well, the Cubans had such a man, fifty years ago, who promised them change. They got change. They eventually got free medical care and free colleges, but if you believe the socialists, and Fidel Castro, as to what is happening in Cuba, then you believe in Fairy Tales as well. For that, they gave up their freedom. What is the price you willing to pay in exchange for your freedom? It is a question worth thinking about.

And, if you believe that during Obama's long association with Ayers and Dorn and the Rev. Wright he had absolutely no knowledge of what they were doing, what they had done, nor what they were preaching, then you are closing your eyes to what is going on, perhaps, to your future regret.

If Barack Hussein Obama is such a special person, then let us watch him as a Senator over the next four years. Let him prove his leadership abilities to the nation, rather than experiment with us now. He’ll still be a young man of 51 then, and we’ll know more about him. In the meantime, there’s certainly a question of his choice of close friends.

OBAMA’S FRIENDS

He once had a friend named Bill Ayers,

But he knew not one thing of his affairs,

He said, “He’s a fine fellow, and always seems mellow,

But a terrorist? Certainly not my friend Ayers.”

There was a group that planned to sow terror,

The Weathermen, until they made a big error,

Their bomb was fully loaded, when it suddenly exploded,

Ayers’ friends became the first victims of their terror.

Ayers wife is a woman named Dorn,

A radical from the day she was born.

Obama denies that he knew, of the Brink’s guard they slew,

‘cause it was only eight years from the day he was born!

Howard E. Morseburg

www.howardsviews.com

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Sad and somber

Penultimos Días publishes the Tele 5 report about child prostitution in Cuba.
Sad and somber to watch, to say the least.
It shows the misery of the Cuban people, and how some adults -or youths or quasi children themselves- become pimps of children, and how the occupation Palestinian police is their accomplice in their trade from help. The young pimps work the schools, where the teachers betray the parents, and are the worst possible traitors to the children in their trust, becoming accomplices in the traffic of these kids. Talk about terrible.
Children and sell and bought, for sex, in a country where despair is the only thing that flourishes after the likes of the castros and guevara raped the country and forced it into slavery.
The "johns" are not only foreigners, there are also Cubans johns. Whoever has money can buy a child, sometimes againts the will of these children. The girls are raped, beaten, sold, bought. And the children are alone and surrounded pack of wolves led by pimps, teachers, cops....
If you're overtly sensitive, do not watch the 40 minute video.
This is the work of the castros, guevara, and the revolution.
So, why we would want to increase the misery of the Cuban people?
Just imagine the work ahead in terms of fixing the broken morals, the education and health systems, and all that's related to the repairing of the social fabric. Certainly, a titanic task to reconstruct the Cuban society in moral terms.
All of those who are guilty of the rape of the Cuban children should be taken to justice, alongside their accomplices in the repressive forces, the schools, the government, the johns, and ultimately, all castroites. This is just the result of the moral bankruptcy of communism, and pimps are profiteers of the misery of the people, worse, they are accomplices of the government of corrupting the children and youths of Cuba.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Special Period, second serving.

The reports from Cuba could not be bleaker.
The first special period never ended, but the authorities are proudly announcing that they are giving the population a second serving of misery and famine.

While the castro brothers are hoarding all the resources to keep their troops, police, and secret service fed and ready, the population has been left to fend for themsevels. It's hardly surprising, since the only objective of the tyranny and the two co-tyrants is to keep themselves power, and I should insist in the notion that fidel castro is back in power, and exerting all his power, and that one of this days he will show up in his green frog-like fatigues.

It's also very interesting to see how some advocate for an egalitarianism in hunger, which is equivalent to an egalitarianism in disease and health. They say that no Cuban should receive any money from abroad, since all Cubans could not -naturally- receive money from abroad. They fail to realize that they are just saying the same the castros say, and that it accommodates very well their wishes of general misery for the Cuban people. They don't realize that when a sector of the population has money and independence from the government forced cycles of misery, that money circulates in the black and grey economy, and gets saved too, and most of it will be kept in the hands and hiding spots of regular Cubans.

I survived the first special period. Many didn't. Many starved and succumbed to diseases and weakness. The second special period will be worst, as all seems to indicate.

We need to help the population to break the dependency from the government rations and hand-outs. That's the only way they have to survive, and the only way they have to keep themselves healthy, physically and mentally.

That a sector of the population receives remittances is better than nobody receives them. For those who advocate in favor of the restriction or even suspensions of remittances, this is how it works: according to the same rules of market.
Everything is shaped under the relationship of offer and demand.

If there's a demand for food and services, and money to pay for it, there will be an offer to satisfy such demand. The ones who don't receive dollars directly will grow food to sell to the ones who have that currency which will circulate among the population, mainly. All of them become freer, because they do not depend on the government designs to get fed or to earn their keep. The black market is an anticastro activity par excellence and it has to be kept alive if we want the Cuban population to survive.

To resist the horrible conditions of the so called "special period" is an act of subversion that needs to be supported. The only resource of Cuba is it's people, and those men and women are the foundation for a free Cuba. Without Cubans, there will be no Cuba, it is that hard to understand?

Destruction

Maikel Levy's slide show about the destruction in Cuba is heartbreaking. A reminder of why we should try to help the Cuban people to overcome the effects of the hurricanes and to overcome the tyranny, too.

The Fireman



Side-projects are en vogue lately.
The Black Sheep started as a side project parallel to KillCastro.
La Bête Noire is a side project of The Black Sheep of Exile.
La Babosa Azul is Porno Para Ricardo's Ciro side project.
The Fireman is Paul McCartney's side project, and it takes its name from his father.

This song, "Nothing to much, just out of sight", is from it first album "Electronic Arguments", whose name comes from the flurry of angry e-mails exchanged between Macca and his ex. A costly divorce later, Macca shreds it off in a heavy sounding album, pure rock, not electronica as some forae will have it.

The album is scheduled to come out on November 13.
From the same album, this is another song dedicated to the effort of clearing agricultural land from land mines.



Note, most of the illustrations in the videos are Sir Paul's paintings.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sarah Palin takes Joe Biden to the woods...

Hunting, and she casts her hounds on him....
Here you are....
Sarah Palin beats the living bejesus out of Joe Biden
Copy it before CNN deletes it!
Update:
And via Ms. Calabaza, Ace of Spades, and Free Republic "the 14 lies of Joe Biden".

Sorry, to bother you, Mr. Obama....

Columbo asks...

Ah . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir.

Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . ah . . . I hate to bother you.

I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.
You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and g ive me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ?

No, I didn't think so. .

Well, listen, anyway's, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you co uld you tell me where these things are . . .

I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of ori ginal Birth certificate -- Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'

Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean, tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after.

'Who wants to know these things' asked Senator Obama?

Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE

Courtesy of Lovely E.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Mo Rocca on upgrading politicians to deity status.

Satirist Mo Rocca The Political Machine touches upon the dangers of sanctification and elevation of politicians to divine levels. Which reminds me that nobody has congratulated B'rak Hussein Obama for Eid-ul-Fitr, at the end of his holy month of Ramadan....

Porno Para Ricardo en Rolling Stone en Español



Market tanks.... in Havana.

Farmers' markets in Havana have tanked completely.
Black market operators -for good and services- have been chased and pursued all over the city, buyers, hagglers, sellers, all.
So, in the aftermath of the two major hurricanes that hit the island in the past days, the situation for the Cuban people goes from bad to worse, to the worst point.

Let's do some chronological analysis, spiced with some geographical pointers.... The first hurricane Gustav affected mainly areas located in the isle of Pines, the southern shore of Havana and most of Pinar del Rio. Ike affected the easternmost areas of Cuba, among them the birthplaces of fidel castro and his nephews the Diaz Balarts. Havana and its environs were affected only by wind and rain, without catastrophic consequences if one does not count the interruption of phone and electricity, and the collapse of buildings which have not met a maintenance crew since January 1, 1959. So, those problems were "revolution-made, not hurricane-caused".

Therefore, between hurricanes, and after Ike, there were amounts of produce still available in the farmers' markets of Havana.
The only thing is that offer and demand were setting the prices a bit high, but they were tending to an equilibrium, as in all natural systems, market included. Not to the liking of raul or fidel -who by the way, is inching back towards power. He discovered that not holding more power than Primer Secretario del Partido allows him to invent a new kind of dictatorship, which is more efficient in the only thing that his dictatorship has been efficient: the arts and sciences of repression. People were counting bank notes, C.U.Cs, dollars, and euros, and they were not happy. Whatever happened to their socialized misery to subjugate the population in a time of crisis? Didn't they need more fear and more hunger to exert control over the masses? Something needed to be done!

Then the infamous phrase came from heavens -or was it from hell?- to provide them with inspiration for their own rescue: en Cuba no hace falta dinero porque no hay nada que comprar! -there's no need of money in Cuba because there's nothing to buy! That was the solution: clean the markets. Jail the vendors and the sellers. Take their money. All under the auspices of one of the many "edicts" published on Granma, as suggested by "El Primer Secretario del Partido". The castros hurried up and applied their neo-Weylerian policy against the people of Cuba, at a lower cost than what was spent at the sunset of the nineteenth century. With the country in ruins, not as a result of an insurrection, but as the result of crushing possible insurrections, to force a famine is a very easy task. Additionally, it's even easier when there's a bulk of prefabricated propaganda which is ready to be used by the tyranny as part of their psychological warfare against the civilian population to prevent protests and uprisings. Terror and hunger go together, as the evil twins they are.

Now there's nothing to buy in Cuba, but the money is still needed for people to survive and to buy their staples from an underground net of sellers, both to feed their families and to subvert the "order" imposed by the "authorities". The inhabitants of towns, cities, and villages that were self sufficient after the hurricanes were rendered not into a set pressure cookers, but drove into grinding machines that are ripping away the flesh of their inhabitants and crushing their bones to a bloody paste.